CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we
just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's
worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.

TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse:
You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery"
and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and
politicians. It creates a hostile work environment!

And Last but not least.....
George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart ....
"Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson and Kobe
Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the
one woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and
haul her ass off to jail."

Driver's license on line, check it out

Check your driver's license...

Now you can see anyone's Driver's License on the Internet, including
your own! I just searched for mine and there it was...picture and all!
Thanks Homeland Security! Privacy, where Is our right to it? I
definitely removed mine, I suggest you all do the same..... Go to
the website and check it out. Just enter your name, City and state to
see if yours is on file. After your license comes on the screen,
click the box marked "Please Remove". This will remove it from public
viewing, but not from law enforcement.

http://www.license.shorturl.com/

Gas

I went into the gas station this morning and asked for five dollars worth of gas.

The clerk farted and gave me a receipt

Marsha J. Evans, President and CEO of the American Red Cross:
... salary for year ending 06/30/03 was $651,957 plus expenses.

Brian Gallagher, President of the United Way receives a $375,000 base
salary, plus numerous expense benefits.

The Salvation Army's Commissioner Todd Bassett receives a salary of only
$13,000 per year (plus housing) for managing this $2 billion dollar organization.

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UNQUOTE

This photo is absolutely beautiful. Be sure to read the text below to have a better understanding of what you are viewing. It is historic, too, as this is the last mission for Columbia.

The photograph attached was taken by the crew on board the Columbia
during its last mission, on a cloudless day.
The picture is of Europe and Africa when the sun is setting.
Half of the picture is in night. The bright dots you see are the cities' lights.

The top part of Africa is the Sahara Desert .

Note that the lights are already on in Holland , Paris , and Barcelona,
and that's it's still daylight in Dublin , London , Lisbon , and Madrid .

The sun is still shining on the Strait of Gibraltar . The Mediterranean Sea is
already in darkness.

In the middle of the Atlantic Ocean you can see the Azores Islands;
below them to the right are the Madeira Islands ; a bit below are the
Canary Islands; and further South, close to the farthest western point
of Africa , are the Cape Verde Islands.

Note that the Sahara is huge and can be seen clearly both during
day time and night time.

To the left, on top, is Greenland, totally frozen.

How stressed are you?

The slower the pictures move, the better your ability of handling stress.

Criminals that were tested see them spinning around madly; however, some senior citizens and kids see them standing still.

(FYI: None of these images are animated -- they all are perfectly static!)